Lawn porn

This week I photographed Bridgeporter Antonio Goncalves and his yard full of what, at a distance, appear to be a playful grouping of mermaid figurines but upon closer inspection were nothing but a melange of sleazy mannequins that were painted in full harlot regalia. The assignment was a little uncomfortable considering the fact that Goncalves kept rubbing the manneqins, particularly their legs, with an awkward smile on his face. I wanted to get out of there as fast as I could but I was magnetized by his ridiculous collection of items. It was a goldmine!

OK----recognize this head from the game "Operation"?

Victorious! Over what, I haven't a clue.

See? I told ya.